The lyrics of the Beatle's song, 'Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds' still cause debate. No one seems sure whether it's based on a drug induced hallucination, or an innocent kid's painting. But does it really matter? We don't have to be able to make sense of things to appreciate them. Nor does everything have to be logical in order to be relevant. As your ruler, Mercury, conjoins with lucky Jupiter today, it's time to stop taking a situation so seriously. You've focused on it for long enough. By relaxing and having fun, you'll be inspired.
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Your Weekly Horoscope: Imagine you've been studying the piano and have reached such proficiency that you're playing in an orchestra. One day, to entertain some kids, you improvise a few nursery rhymes. They enjoy them so much that the word spreads, and you suddenly find yourself in demand as a children's entertainer. It's infuriating, because it's not the goal you had in mind. Yet there's no doubt that you're a huge success. This week, if you enjoy what unfolds (rather than thinking about what 'should' be happening) you'll triumph.
Your March Monthly Horoscope: The difference between success and failure might seem obvious. Some people show all the signs of being successful, but suffer from low self-esteem. While others haven't done much to take notice of, but can't stop talking about how great they are! There are times when we think we've done well, but later realise that we missed the point. And others when we think we've failed, and later appreciate the value of the experience. This month, if you set aside previous judgments about how well you're doing, success will be yours.
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Yesterday's Forecast:
The soap opera unfolding in your world seems unnervingly familiar. Although the characters involved are different, and the situation has changed, it resembles a scenario from your past. The sense of repetition is frustrating. Yet your previous experience hasn't been in vain. You can use it to implement changes that will endure. As your ruler links with Saturn, if you trust in your knowledge, you've got what it takes to turn a tricky situation into a good one. By doing your best, you can be confident that the end result will be positive.
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Sun Mar 26, 2023
Your Weekly Love Focus Horoscope: Even capable Virgos sometimes bite off more than they can chew. Although it started with a surge of adrenaline, and you felt good to have volunteered for a particular task, the extra responsibilities and commitments are starting to feel too much. But since you don't want to let anyone down, your only choice seems to be to carry on doing what you're doing and hope that the pressure eases. This week, as your ruler, Mercury, converges with Jupiter, your communication skills are raised to an even higher level. If you share your burden, you'll deepen a relationship, and shed that load.
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Sat Mar 25, 2023
Your Weekly Horoscope: Imagine you've been studying the piano and have reached such proficiency that you're playing in an orchestra. One day, to entertain some kids, you improvise a few nursery rhymes. They enjoy them so much that the word spreads, and you suddenly find yourself in demand as a children's entertainer. It's infuriating, because it's not the goal you had in mind. Yet there's no doubt that you're a huge success. This week, if you enjoy what unfolds (rather than thinking about what 'should' be happening) you'll triumph.
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Fri Mar 24, 2023
It's easy to tell when people are talking: their mouths move. It's easy to tell when they're walking: it's all about the legs. But how do we know if they're listening? Body language is so confusing. People look like they're paying attention when they're not. And sometimes they appear to be telling the truth, but they're not. This weekend, since you've got to try to gauge different people's moods, it would help if they had screens on their foreheads that revealed their thoughts! Yet with your radar so highly tuned, you can trust your intuition.
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Thu Mar 23, 2023
The concept of having a 'stiff upper lip' goes all the way back to Ancient Greece. The Spartans were admired for their self-discipline and stoicism, and the traits they displayed are still valued today. We're taught that displaying emotions is a sign of weakness. Even people who wear their hearts on their sleeves find it easier to talk about some delicate matters than others. As a Virgo, your finely-tuned antennae can pick up distress that other folk miss. Be extra sensitive today. You can get to the heart of an important issue.
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Wed Mar 22, 2023
They say that a life without controversy is a life half lived. And while I wouldn't recommend doing anything totally outlandish today, sometimes it's good to ruffle a few feathers. You're questioning an agreement that has outlived its original purpose. You've been contemplating making a change for some time. And the timing feels right. Just take a moment to check your motives. And trust that the best person to know what's right for you is you. Your actions might raise an eyebrow or two. But you need to do what you need to do.
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Tue Mar 21, 2023
So you'd like to know what's going to happen next. And I daresay you're hoping I'll tell you. That's my job. Yet I feel obliged to remind you of your ability to influence your future. While the planets encourage us to follow certain directions, they don't force us to do anything. So, even though the March of Destiny is doing its best to propel you in a positive direction at a surprising pace, you don't have to oblige. Yet if you let go of your preconceptions about what lies ahead, and go with the flow, I suspect you'll very much enjoy the ride.
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Mon Mar 20, 2023
If we don't want challenging things to happen what can we do? We can wrap ourselves in cotton wool. Or lock ourselves into our homes, draw the curtains and refuse to go out. But even these extreme measures don't work. We can't guard against every possibility. And trying only results in a sterile, stressful, unfulfilled life. No. The best we can do is to take sensible precautions and then carry on with our lives. While you can't expect universal protection today, the Equinox brings the support you need, exactly when you need it.
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